Of course, I see you also leave 1.0 grades with just the most minimal amount of info. So, you get a pass for not review bombing because you essentially write "I didn't like this at all" to go along with your 1.0 and move along? Cool.
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A 10 to counter Masked Marvel's inevitable review bombing.
Amazing Spider-Man #29
BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident - and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?
Not awful but the artist is a mismatch for the story.
Star Trek #1
Their mission is new. Their legacy is not.
From the pen of fan-favorite writer Christopher Cantwell (Star Trek: Defiant, Star Trek: Red Shirts) and the brush of psychedelic standout Dennis Menheere (Etheres, Little Nightmares) comes the launch of an all-new flagship... and this time, we're busting out of the four quadrants.
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I am more of a Star Trek fan as opposed to a comic book fan, and I was disappointed enough with his comic to create an account just to provide a review. Instead of starting a bold new chapter, Star Trek #1 comes out of the gate looking sloppy and uninspired. Save your money and pass on this one; the art alone makes it painful to flip through. That's my opinion anyway. Your mileage will surely vary more
Star Trek #1
Their mission is new. Their legacy is not.
From the pen of fan-favorite writer Christopher Cantwell (Star Trek: Defiant, Star Trek: Red Shirts) and the brush of psychedelic standout Dennis Menheere (Etheres, Little Nightmares) comes the launch of an all-new flagship... and this time, we're busting out of the four quadrants.
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Updating this to a 10 to negate the review bomber a little bit. It's an 8.5 issue that has me excited for what comes next.
Star Trek #1
Their mission is new. Their legacy is not.
From the pen of fan-favorite writer Christopher Cantwell (Star Trek: Defiant, Star Trek: Red Shirts) and the brush of psychedelic standout Dennis Menheere (Etheres, Little Nightmares) comes the launch of an all-new flagship... and this time, we're busting out of the four quadrants.
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You mean the review that they edited after they were called out for not putting anything in an obvious attempt to review bomb? Based on the fact that you got called out in the other comment you chose to post on an old one of mine, I can tell that you aren't somebody to be taken seriously.
Lol, it's obvious that you're just upset because you yourself are nothing but a negative Nancy that review bombs literally every single thing they leave a score for. And yes, saying a comic has too many words is a stupid comment. Try not being so miserable for a change.
A boring retelling of a story that everyone knows already - and it took 2 issues to do it! These "official" reviews are hacks and shills!
Wonder Woman #36
The tale of Diana’s origin continues as she enters the Contest, where only one Amazon emerges victorious and is granted passage to Man’s World as Wonder Woman. The fate of Themyscira hangs in the balance as their princess finds herself at a crossroads, much like her own daughter, as she prepares to take down the Matriarch once and for all.
pretentious nonsense that tries so hard to be Grant Morrison and fails
Deadman #3
The third edition of this morbid disquisition concerning the attrition/detrition of the human condition, which, in the weekly tradition, boasts a four-color exhibition on some printer’s emission. Here, by order of an anonymous optician, watch closely this vision of our titular apparition (armed, you’ll remember, with fresh erudition)try and survive...
What a ridiculously nothing issue! And please, don’t say it’s a “cool down issue” because nothing has happened in this book to cool down from in at least 6 months!
Green Lantern #36
What’s it like running into your ex-girlfriend, who is also a superhero and happens to be the daughter of Earth’s Green Lantern, after a few years? Well, why don’t you come along and find out as Jade returns to help, and Kyle investigates a series of murders involving several fast-food joints all around L.A.!
Ultimate Universe: Finale #1
THE ULTIMATE GOODBYE…Following the events of ULTIMATE ENDGAME #5, the creative teams of all the Ultimate books come together one last time to say farewell…
garbage
Ultimate Endgame #5
THE END OF THE LINE! The universe hangs by a thread as our weary heroes face their final, crushing challenge: the ultimate, cataclysmic showdown with The Maker! Everything they have fought for, everything they believe in, will be tested in this pulse-pounding, oversized final issue. There are no more retreats, no more second chances.
Like most Tom King books, the more that gets explained, the more you realize he has no idea how to write these characters
Wonder Woman #34
Diana and Steve’s bittersweet reunion is cut short by the Matriarch and her plans to destroy Wonder Woman. Can Trinity save her parents and the world? You won’t want to miss the riveting conclusion of “The Wonder War” Act One!
No story worth reading here
Green Lantern #35
The glitz! The glamor! The giant alien that wants Odyssey dead! Wait…what? In order to ensure that her burgeoning career keeps…you know…burgeoning, Odyssey the Time Bandit is tasked with doing the meeting circuit. Accompanied by Kyle, she has to drive around to various coffees, lunches, and dinners to hobnob with the decision- makers. But where the...
Wordy beyond wordy; doesn't get the character of Deadman a little bit (this should be a Vertigo/Black Label book, not a regular in-continuity book) and basically boils down to Ice Cream Man lite in a thin Deadman skin -if you don't mind that, have at it. Personally, I wanted more of a Deadman book. Martin Morazzo's art gets worse for me the more I see it - it is unique among other art (except for more
Deadman #1
The Deadman enters the Next Level! In the millisecond following his murder, the soul of shifty circus aerialist Boston Brand was commandeered by the goddess Rama Kushna, who deputized the erstwhile performer’s ghost with a sacred spectral assignment: the Custodian of All Souls! Now Brand floats—begrudgingly—through this bluegreen purgatory we call ...
Trying to shove a round Nightwing into a square story is not working - this book is worse than bad, it's inconsequential and boring.
Nightwing #138
There have long been legends of something bestial lurking in the forests just outside of Blüdhaven. Some say it’s demonic. Others think it’s extraterrestrial. When a trail of violent incidents seems to connect this creature to the city’s new super-highway, Nightwing resolves to get to the bottom of it. What he uncovers will bring one of his Titans ...
Wonder Woman #33
After infiltrating the Matriarch’s prison, Wonder Woman and Trinity rally their allies for the battle to come. Will their army be enough to stop the unstoppable? Can the Matriarch maintain her hold on the world while sitting atop her throne of lies? Plus, the reunion you’ve been waiting for...Diana has finally found her lost love Steve Trevor!
just bad
Ultimate Endgame #4
SPIDER-MAN MEETS HIS MAKER! Time is ticking on the Ultimate Universe!!! In this penultimate issue of the most climactic super-hero event EVER(!)…heroes will fall, villains will rise and your favorite characters will be forced to make difficult sacrifices!
Absolute Martian Manhunter #11
As relationships and reality crumble around him, John comes face-to-face with the Agency’s mysterious boss!
Fraction obviously didn’t read any of Damian character development in the pat 3+ years
Batman #9
After making a sinister deal with Mayor Isley, Commissioner Vandal Savage initiates “Operation Peregrine,” sending his brutal TUCO squads across Gotham City on a singular mission: Bring in the Batman! Batman and his team must destroy and abandon their hideouts, safeguard their data, and escape the long arm of the law… but not everyone will make it ...
Another lame and boring Poem - it didn't work the first time, and now it's bad and redundant. Deniz Camp is the most overrated writer of the last 20 years!
Ultimates #23
THOR AND THE FLAMES OF ASGARD! Thor and Sif join the war on the Maker in this grand epic! Thor's deal with Surtur comes to fruition, and each page is a masterpiece in its own right!
Seems like he lives rent free in your head too you goober.
Infernal Hulk #6
INTRODUCING THE HELLBUSTER ARMOR! When Infernal Hulk pushes Earth’s Mightiest Heroes to the brink, IRON MAN leads an overpowered strike force to level the Living City and end the Age of Monsters forever. Will Tony’s new HELLBUSTER ARMOR and the spear of the ONE ABOVE ALL be enough to keep him alive against the INFERNAL HULK? Or will he be corrupted...
Can't help but notice that the dead site that Gabe used to write reviews for is no longer getting counted for critic reviews. Something about throwing stones in glass houses and all that.
Not true - nothing to do with comic book roundup - they just aren't doing writen reviews anymore - Gabe does reviews on his own site now.